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"Fluoride In The Water Is Turning The Frogs Gay!"

Russian spy ships off our coast, #SnowflakeOfTheWeek and "A Day Without Immigrants" all while Dylan does Alex Jones Impressions as he tries to not lose his voice... And all Aaron can do is laugh.

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