Lanterns: Stuck in an Auto Trunk?


Stuck in an Auto Trunk?

Have we become a society of Homer Simpsons?

I love reading small town newspapers. There is just so much true to life information that doesn’t make the big city news.

Today I came across an article on how to get out of a car trunk if locked in which was full of really good information I should print out and keep in the glove box, or better yet the trunk.

Sarcastically, I began to wonder exactly how a person would get trapped inside a trunk?

Are trunks even big enough to fall into voluntarily? What would cause the lid to spring down? 

Maybe it’s to help those that pile three or four people into a trunk to cheat the drive-in cashier. 

The obvious scenario would involve the mafia.

Since I’m a little over 6-feet-tall, I don’t know if I could even be locked in a trunk…  

I wonder if I  did get caught in a trunk, what are the chances of anyone stopping to help? They don’t even stop if you’re OUTSIDE your trunk, with the hood up, and a flat tire.

This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer is banging on the window calling for help because he locked himself inside his car and the keys are on the ground.

Anyway…. for me, if I get stuck inside my trunk…I deserve to stay there.

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Written by David abluepelican Lasaine

Imaginative, reflective, try to be humorous and attempt to be deep in my writing to invoke feelings with topics other than politics.

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